{"id":344,"date":"2014-12-27T11:24:41","date_gmt":"2014-12-27T16:24:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jupe.ca\/blog\/?p=344"},"modified":"2015-12-14T13:27:56","modified_gmt":"2015-12-14T18:27:56","slug":"damnit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jupe.ca\/blog\/damnit\/","title":{"rendered":"Damnit!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think I&#8217;m coming down with my kids&#8217; cough. \u00a0I was actually up at 5:30 this morning, unable to sleep, no matter how hard I tried. SO, instead of lying there, miserable, I came downstairs and worked a bit on The Red Surge. I was back up within about an hour and finally fell asleep until both boys were awake at 9:30. Damned kids just haven&#8217;t been wanting to go to sleep. Nick was up as late as 11pm and, as usual, we had to lose our shit at him before he went to sleep.<\/p>\n<p>I just don&#8217;t get it; the little fuckers just don&#8217;t care. They only understand the &#8220;lose my shit&#8221; tone of voice and then get mad at me that I yelled. If only their hearing could pick up on the twenty thousand fucking times I ask them to do something NICELY.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nick, can you please do this?<br \/>\nNick? Please can you do the thing?<br \/>\nNick, please do the thing, honey.<br \/>\nNick? Nick&#8230; please do the thing.<br \/>\n&#8230;.<br \/>\n(deep breath)<br \/>\nNicholas, can you please do the thing?<br \/>\nNick.<br \/>\nNick!<br \/>\nNICK!<br \/>\n(at this point, he might look at me like a deer in headlights)<br \/>\nNICK! DO THE THING!<br \/>\n(by now, he&#8217;s staring at me, bewildered, as though he&#8217;s only started to hear me speak to him)<br \/>\nNICK! GET UP AND DO THE THING RIGHT NOW!<\/p>\n<p>and at this point, &#8220;OKAY! OKAY! GEEZ!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Really? Holy fuck.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, another day with the kids; Alex is bottling beer with Rob and starting a new brew. Five hours&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I slept wrong on my back last night, too. My right shoulder is excruciating right now. Stupid pinched nerve.<\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s agenda: more drawing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I&#8217;m coming down with my kids&#8217; cough. \u00a0I was actually up at 5:30 this morning, unable to sleep, no matter how hard I tried. SO, instead of lying there, miserable, I came downstairs and worked a bit on The Red Surge. I was back up within about an hour and finally fell asleep [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[15,41,45,62,18,61,17,64],"class_list":["post-344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-blog","tag-comic","tag-drawing","tag-family","tag-home","tag-kids","tag-life","tag-the-red-surge"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s5mTqK-damnit","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jupe.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jupe.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jupe.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jupe.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jupe.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=344"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/jupe.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":345,"href":"http:\/\/jupe.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions\/345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jupe.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jupe.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jupe.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}